Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
this child is a disney princess
or bear grylls’ daughter
subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns
so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."
and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious.
pls don’t ruin hemingway for me.
no i will continue to do that
ITS LIKT A FUCKINF VACCUMM
the best moment in tv history
If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat
I am crying I love this too much
if you have not seen this PLEASE do now
I SCROLLED THROUGH 3 MONTHS ON LIKES TO FIND THIS VIDEO
IF YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND SEVEN VAGAÑAS. HERE U GO